[chasma] pc catchall : nero.

[powerplay]

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[perfectdistance]

I'm borin', remember. Suits me fine.

[powerplay]

Boo. What do you even do in a day?

[ As they wander closer to the cafe. ]

[perfectdistance]

At home? Cook, mostly. Clean up afterward.

[He gets stuck with missions and stuff, but He's boring.]

[powerplay]

...And?

[ ???? ]

What if things are already clean?

[perfectdistance]

Garden.

This cafe?

[powerplay]

See?! Now there's something new! Do you garden flowers?

[ She just opens the door and heads right in while talking. She doesn't hold open the door, you can just catch it. ]

[perfectdistance]

Herbs, mostly.

[He keeps it open by kicking the door.

Who's gonna yell at him?]

[powerplay]

[ Nobody! Least of all Power, who is already rummaging around the Cafe. ]

For cooking!

[ What else would herbs be for! Anyway, she holds up a sealed, unopened bag of chicken meat. It's dangerously close to the expiry date (probably), but it just makse the cut. ]

[perfectdistance]

[Well it's... as good as they're really gonna get, he'll start prepping it for getting fried.]

Exactly. For cooking.

[powerplay]

Why don't you just buy the herbs also, though?

[ She will... as usual, start to hover around him. ]

[perfectdistance]

They're better fresh outta the ground.

[As usual, this has only happened twice so far.

Again if she tries to steal it, he'll smack her hands away.]

[powerplay]

[ Noooooo.

This time, she does reach out for a bit of food and gets smacked away.

Single tear. ]

Does it really matter that much?

[perfectdistance]

It's better cooked.

[Don't be a Bradley in the kitchen, or else he really will kick her out to wait.]

Yeah. Herbs can vary in taste dependin' on how fresh they are.

[powerplay]

[ She's pretty close to being a Bradley in the kitchen. ]

I don't notice these kinds of things. I think humans put a lot of weight into food.

[ Well, cooked food is delicious, of course. She's just, you know. UNCULTURED. ]

[perfectdistance]

[Terrible.]

You like it better cooked, right?

[powerplay]

Hmm. Well, I like it raw, too. Before I came to the city, everything I ate was raw.

[perfectdistance]

Humans can't eat most stuff raw.

[Mithra's not a human.]

[powerplay]

[ NEITHER ARE YOU. ]

Then why do humans have stuff like basashi? That's raw meat!

[perfectdistance]

[Has he ever eaten a tea cup? Checkmate, atheists.]

They gotta be careful with food like that. They can get sick off of it.

[powerplay]

[ I'm going to destroy Mhyk the game personally. ]

Weak.

[ She says this with no small amount of amusement with a smidge of fondness. ]

[perfectdistance]

You sound fond.

[powerplay]

I hate humans, but their weakness is also very amusing to me! 'Tis like looking at ants.

[ With the most uwu look. So she claims that's the reason for her 'fondness'. ]

[perfectdistance]

[North? West? What a horrible combo.]

... Sure.

[powerplay]

[ Yeah she'd totally get along with the Wests. I hate this. It's like if you replaced Murr's traits of 'horny' and 'whimsical' to 'violent' and 'stupid'. ]

Humans are also my best source of entertainment, after all!

So if you're going to die, don't do it too fast, Cook!

[perfectdistance]

[This is a HORRIBLE COMBO.]

We'll see what happens.

[Also: not a human.]