[chasma] pc catchall : nero.

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[perfectdistance]

[Well it's... as good as they're really gonna get, he'll start prepping it for getting fried.]

Exactly. For cooking.

[powerplay]

Why don't you just buy the herbs also, though?

[ She will... as usual, start to hover around him. ]

[perfectdistance]

They're better fresh outta the ground.

[As usual, this has only happened twice so far.

Again if she tries to steal it, he'll smack her hands away.]

[powerplay]

[ Noooooo.

This time, she does reach out for a bit of food and gets smacked away.

Single tear. ]

Does it really matter that much?

[perfectdistance]

It's better cooked.

[Don't be a Bradley in the kitchen, or else he really will kick her out to wait.]

Yeah. Herbs can vary in taste dependin' on how fresh they are.

[powerplay]

[ She's pretty close to being a Bradley in the kitchen. ]

I don't notice these kinds of things. I think humans put a lot of weight into food.

[ Well, cooked food is delicious, of course. She's just, you know. UNCULTURED. ]

[perfectdistance]

[Terrible.]

You like it better cooked, right?

[powerplay]

Hmm. Well, I like it raw, too. Before I came to the city, everything I ate was raw.

[perfectdistance]

Humans can't eat most stuff raw.

[Mithra's not a human.]

[powerplay]

[ NEITHER ARE YOU. ]

Then why do humans have stuff like basashi? That's raw meat!

[perfectdistance]

[Has he ever eaten a tea cup? Checkmate, atheists.]

They gotta be careful with food like that. They can get sick off of it.

[powerplay]

[ I'm going to destroy Mhyk the game personally. ]

Weak.

[ She says this with no small amount of amusement with a smidge of fondness. ]

[perfectdistance]

You sound fond.

[powerplay]

I hate humans, but their weakness is also very amusing to me! 'Tis like looking at ants.

[ With the most uwu look. So she claims that's the reason for her 'fondness'. ]

[perfectdistance]

[North? West? What a horrible combo.]

... Sure.

[powerplay]

[ Yeah she'd totally get along with the Wests. I hate this. It's like if you replaced Murr's traits of 'horny' and 'whimsical' to 'violent' and 'stupid'. ]

Humans are also my best source of entertainment, after all!

So if you're going to die, don't do it too fast, Cook!

[perfectdistance]

[This is a HORRIBLE COMBO.]

We'll see what happens.

[Also: not a human.]

[powerplay]

[ Nero, the bastard, won't tell her that he isn't one!!! ]

You should fight for your life more. What's the point if you aren't?

[perfectdistance]

I'm real tired of fighting.

[ His profile says 600, it's on her if she didn't read. ]

[powerplay]

Tired? Were you some kind of fighter too?

[perfectdistance]

[Oh look at that, the chicken is done.

He hands her a fried chicken breast.]

[powerplay]

Yes!

[ She just. Is so excited she almost drops it immediately. ]

[perfectdistance]

Be careful. Don't drop my food.

[powerplay]

'Tis my food!

[ It's okay. It was a precarious moment but now she's holding the plate up to her face and just. This look at Nero. It is mine, isn't it! ]

[perfectdistance]

I cooked it.

[He just waves at her. Go on, eat it.]