[chasma] pc catchall : nero.

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[perfectdistance]

[Has he ever eaten a tea cup? Checkmate, atheists.]

They gotta be careful with food like that. They can get sick off of it.

[powerplay]

[ I'm going to destroy Mhyk the game personally. ]

Weak.

[ She says this with no small amount of amusement with a smidge of fondness. ]

[perfectdistance]

You sound fond.

[powerplay]

I hate humans, but their weakness is also very amusing to me! 'Tis like looking at ants.

[ With the most uwu look. So she claims that's the reason for her 'fondness'. ]

[perfectdistance]

[North? West? What a horrible combo.]

... Sure.

[powerplay]

[ Yeah she'd totally get along with the Wests. I hate this. It's like if you replaced Murr's traits of 'horny' and 'whimsical' to 'violent' and 'stupid'. ]

Humans are also my best source of entertainment, after all!

So if you're going to die, don't do it too fast, Cook!

[perfectdistance]

[This is a HORRIBLE COMBO.]

We'll see what happens.

[Also: not a human.]

[powerplay]

[ Nero, the bastard, won't tell her that he isn't one!!! ]

You should fight for your life more. What's the point if you aren't?

[perfectdistance]

I'm real tired of fighting.

[ His profile says 600, it's on her if she didn't read. ]

[powerplay]

Tired? Were you some kind of fighter too?

[perfectdistance]

[Oh look at that, the chicken is done.

He hands her a fried chicken breast.]

[powerplay]

Yes!

[ She just. Is so excited she almost drops it immediately. ]

[perfectdistance]

Be careful. Don't drop my food.

[powerplay]

'Tis my food!

[ It's okay. It was a precarious moment but now she's holding the plate up to her face and just. This look at Nero. It is mine, isn't it! ]

[perfectdistance]

I cooked it.

[He just waves at her. Go on, eat it.]

[powerplay]

[ Look, she'll even sit down and start eating, even if it's with her hands again. Hooraaay. ]

[perfectdistance]

[Good!

He continues cooking the rest of the chicken.]

[powerplay]

[ Double-checks when I said this thread was taking place. Makes it so that it's early afternoon before her woods trip. ]

Have you seen the woods outside the city?

[perfectdistance]

[Imagine this was after and Nero didn't ask about the dead body.]

Not yet. Mostly been around the beach.

[powerplay]

I think I'm gonna go out there! There's animals in the woods. [ Usually. ] If I bring something back, will you cook it?

[perfectdistance]

Depends on what ya bring back.

[If she brings him a living bear he will... deal with it, but he'll also be upsetti.]

[powerplay]

Whatever I can find. I've taken down birds and cows and bears.

[perfectdistance]

I can cook those.

[powerplay]

Then it's a deal! I will go look for something delicious!

[perfectdistance]

Want those fried up, or some other way?