[chasma] pc catchall : nero.

[powerplay]

Comments

[perfectdistance]

's that kinda dangerous to live next to?

[powerplay]

Your world had a big basilisk snake thingy in it.

[ Does Nero get to talk? ]

[perfectdistance]

That's a reason people don't wanna live underground.

[powerplay]

So you do have an underground!

[perfectdistance]

People seal monsters in there.

[powerplay]

That still counts, doesn't it?

Why do you just seal those, why don't you kill them?

[perfectdistance]

I don't do it. I'm not that strong.

[powerplay]

Why not? You're like... dust. [ Going back to my seasonality joke of calling anyone old 'dust'. ] Can't you just throw a thousand swords into something and call it a day?

[ Crunch crunch, more crackers. ]

[perfectdistance]

I'm 600, not 2000.

You're really underestimatin' the monsters.

[powerplay]

That's a really specific ballpark. I don't know how old this body is but it's not 600, and I haven't lived for six centuries in this current life!

How old are these monsters, then?

[perfectdistance]

Older than I am.

[powerplay]

Age should not be a determiner of whether you can kick something's ass!

[perfectdistance]

Then why did ya ask how old it was?

[powerplay]

Just curious, 'cause you made it sound like you wouldn't be able to beat something if it was 2000 years old.

[perfectdistance]

I know my limitations.

[powerplay]

But you can... beat your limitations?

[perfectdistance]

That's so much work.

[powerplay]

But can you?

[perfectdistance]

I could.

[powerplay]

Then stop holding back, fool! If you destroy all the annoyances in your life early, you can laze around more later!

[perfectdistance]

I could just ignore most of 'em...

[powerplay]

They would come back to annoy you later. Beat up annoyances so they can never come back!

[perfectdistance]

That's one way of lookin' at it.

[powerplay]

'Tis the efficient way. Or the fun way.