[chasma] pc catchall : nero.

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[perfectdistance]

You wanna try this stuff straight?

[What... is this...]

[powerplay]

Why not? 'Tis meat. Meat is fairly good on its own too.

[perfectdistance]

[He'll go find a can opener... Is this what having a cat is like?

Nero will also pull out some crackers so she can use them to get the meat out.]

[powerplay]

Ohh?

You are a good human.

[ Happily taking the crackers and eating the horrid potted meat with them. She has absolutely zero qualms about this and seems quite content. ]

[perfectdistance]

Sure.

[Not a Human.]

[powerplay]

[ He has been assigned human until further notice. ]

How long have you been cooking, human?

[ Said while eating arguably the least cooked thing he's ever given anyone in his life. ]

[perfectdistance]

[local feral cat... getting fed...]

Since I was a teenager? Somethin' like that.

[600ish years, but that gives the game away.]

[powerplay]

How old are you?

[ She doesn't know how old humans are supposed to be or something. ]

[perfectdistance]

[...

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A normal human age.

[powerplay]

I don't know what a normal human age is.

[perfectdistance]

That's okay, ya don't need to.

[powerplay]

Shouldn't you, though?

[perfectdistance]

Why would I need that?

[powerplay]

Isn't it important for humans to know their ages? So many things revolve around ages, like drinking, and driving, and stuff.

[perfectdistance]

Driving? Driving what?

[powerplay]

Cars!

[perfectdistance]

... One of those motorized carriage things?

[powerplay]

'Motorised carriage'? Funny way of speaking about it, but sure. I think that's right.

[perfectdistance]

We don't got that kinda thing where I'm from, 's all.

[powerplay]

How do you get around? Trains?

[perfectdistance]

Horses.

[Probably? He's pretty sure this is what humans do.]

[powerplay]

Horses...

[ She's... she's drooling. ]

[perfectdistance]

D'ya eat those too?

[powerplay]

I've eaten some. 'Basashi' is quite good!

[perfectdistance]

... Horse meat, is that it?