[chasma] pc catchall : nero.

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[ Idk Nero just wear a hood or something. Only like. Murr's tattoo is ever consistently visible among the wizards anyway. He's probably showing it off on purpose at that point. ]

Just quiet?

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[This idiot man can't lie worth anything.

Also Riquet's tattoo is on his forehead?]

People are real good at leavin' ya alone there.

... There's also the Valley of Storms. Got tons and tons of cats there.

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[ Oh for some reason it didn't register to me that was his sage tattoo. I just thought it was another part of his whole super cult design. ]

Tell me more about the Valley of Storms! [ IMMEDIATE. Who cares about your city when there's cats? ]

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It's a place real far away from any humans. Wizards in the East settle down there when they don't wanna deal with people anymore.

And so do the cats. They're pretty friendly and it's real relaxing to spend a day petting 'em.

[powerplay]

Hmm. It seems like a pretty ideal place. Humans are annoying. Is it like the woods?

[perfectdistance]

Yeah. Just a couple of cottages real far away from each other.

[powerplay]

A 'cottage'? How's that different from a house? [ Oh, semantics. ] It doesn't sound so bad, but the city's also been pretty fun, too.

[perfectdistance]

I think it's smaller?

The city your from?

[powerplay]

It's called Tokyo. It's big and smelly, but it has lots of fun things, like TV and buses and kitchens.

[perfectdistance]

What's a bus?

[powerplay]

Geez! What kind of world do you live in?

'Tis a big vehicle! Bigger than a car, that anyone can take to go places!

[perfectdistance]

Didn't we have a whole talk about horses?

[powerplay]

Yes we did. I think you should still introduce cars to your society so horses become obsolete.

[perfectdistance]

So we can eat more of 'em instead?

[powerplay]

Exactly! Horse meat is quite delicious!

[perfectdistance]

Have ya tried any of the critters 'round here?

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I had you cook the squirrel and rabbit from the last place. And I've had some of the fish. I've yet to have any from this new place, however!

[perfectdistance]

If ya catch some, I'll cook 'em for ya.

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[ !!! ]

There might be even better kitchens this time around!

[perfectdistance]

Seem alright. There's a lotta canned goods sittin' around.

[if you bring me potted meat twice i'll cry]

[powerplay]

[ Tempting, tbh. ]

That's true. There seems to be even more food available than before.

[perfectdistance]

[jail for lowe. jail for lowe for 1000 years.]

That's a plus. Even if all the water 'round here is cold.

[powerplay]

[ Prepare to die. ]

'Tis not so bad. [ Then again, Ritty is fire-aligned, so she's being kept pretty warm. ]

[perfectdistance]

[Nero is water and cold.

He's suffering.]

Devils good at keepin' warm?

[powerplay]

A proper devil isn't so affected by trivial things like the weather.

I am a fiend, though, so I guess it can get cold.